Tuesday 23 October 2018

10 things I hate about Leeds United


I should begin this post with a little background information: I’m from Ipswich originally and am a lifelong Town supporter. But I moved to Yorkshire almost ten years ago and I’ve lived in Leeds for three and a half of those.

So, before anyone expresses concern that I’m jumping on the ‘we hate Leeds bandwagon’, I’ve lived here long enough now to know what I’m talking about.

I have met numerous Leeds fans, some of them are even quite nice (wash your mouth out Amy), my best friends' fiancee is one... but I still loathe them with a passion. 

I even dated one, for my sins, and though I’m probably tainting them all with his utter shitness, I put up with him for two and a half years – so I’m allowed.

As we prepare to head off and support Town at Bellend Road… sorry, Elland… I thought I’d share with you all why it’s the club I love to hate:

The ticket prices. £37 quid for a midweek game, are you serious? It’s the same every year and it drives me mad that they get away with it.


The away stand with a restricted view. You pay almost 40 quid for a TV gantry and three poles to get in your way.

The endless rounds of the same bloody song. When people tell me the atmosphere at Elland Road is excellent, I laugh at them. Singing ‘We are the Champions of Europe’ for 90 minutes straight doesn’t make it good, it makes them a bad joke.

The concourse. If you have more than 100 fans up in the terraces, beware, you’ll be packed in like sardines and there won’t be a route through to the toilets. Plus, the food is terrible and the cider is warm.

The away fans pub. Actually, I quite like Drysalters as a football pub, but it’s too far for away fans to travel if they’ve come by public transport so it’s always dead and going there means you completely miss out on the amazing city we live in. Town fans, bypass this and head to Whitelocks.

The constantly looking out for trouble. Don’t get me wrong, I have never seen an ounce of trouble at a Leeds game, but that doesn’t stop the constant worry there might be some because of their reputation. They need police escorts to away games for goodness sakes and they take pride in the fact people think this.

The superiority complex. Yes, you were once a big club, but you’re not any more and no amount of sold-out away attendances are going to change that. Get over yourselves.

The fact most of their fans don’t actually go to the games. Before I moved to Leeds I lived in Wakefield and there were many Saturdays when I would pop into a pub to see how Town were getting on. Every single one was packed, filled to the rafters with Leeds fans getting hammered and watching the game on telly. You’re literally a 15-minute trip away – be a supporter and go to the chuffing game.

The time they threw coins and bottles at our disabled fans because we'd relegated them with a draw. Enough said.

The fact it’s the closest game to me so there’s no way I can miss it. Living so far from home, I can only really go to a small number of games and travel is an obstacle because of the cost. In truth, I simply can’t sit here at home and not be down the road watching my boys. No matter how much I hate the ground, the club, and a huge number of their fans.

      Anyway, to those Blues fans making the not-so-enviable journey up the A1: be safe and I hope you have a lovely time. 

      Well... as much as you can when watching the current Ipswich side at that place. Halloween is about to come a week early for the Tractor Boys.


2 comments:

Unknown said...

You've never seen any trouble but call us trouble makers? And the ticket price thing you do realise Ipswich have been known to charge us more than that to sit in a shit side stand

Holiday Deals Uncovered said...

I also moved to Yorkshire (muy wife is from Harrogate) about 10 years ago, and duly took my Father in Law - who had never been to a match in his life - to the game in which Leeds were relegated, and the match was interrupted for 10 minutes to clear the pitch of Leeds fans, many of who had headed towards us full of bile and hatred. Shame - i have never taken him to a match since.
Amy, if you were at that match, you have seen trouble.
Never seen anything like that back in Suffolk at PR.